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A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk.
As they are passing through airport control güngören escort they notice a sign which says
“NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE”
Slightly distressed the esenler escort woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come fındıkzade escort up with a plan
“what I’ll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it’s a snake skin belt”
“Yes” the woman replies “but what about the skunk?”
“I don’t know, you’ll just have to hide it up your skirt”
“but what about the smell?” the woman asks.
To which the man replies “Look, if it dies it dies!”
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