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Here’s a very true and embarrassing story for you. I once rode a lawnmower home over 10 miles naked I did quite make it before running out of gas. I’m just glad small town cops have a sense of humor.
I was over at a friend’s house hanging out. She had the place to herself and we took full advantage of it. It was Jenny, April and me. We were very close friends. We’ve fooled around sexually from time to time. Mostly, we played naughty little games and pranks on each other. That’s how I ended up naked and trying to ride a lawnmower home. Apparently, the prank was to strip the first person to pass out drunk. And, lock them out of the house.
I woke up in a chair in the backyard naked and drenched in sweat. It was hot and extremely humid that night. I vaguely remember trying to get in the house. I beat in the doors and checked all the windows. I remember trying to balance myself while trying to pee behind a bush. I also remember sitting down in a chair finishing off a bottle of tequila that was laying in the ground and looking at this lawnmower. I don’t know what I was thinking! I know I was drunk, sweaty and wanted to go home, shower and pass out in my own bed. Next thing you know, I’m on the thing trying to start it
I take it down the back roads thinking it would be safe in the middle of the night. I figured I would pull down in a ditch if a car came. I didn’t plan on one little distraction. If it wasn’t hard enough driving a straight line as drunk as I was. The vibrating between my legs didn’t help it any. I started having orgasms. Some, strong enough to make me stop and ride it out. escort bursa It slowed the whole trip down! Not that it mattered all that much. I wasn’t even halfway home when the one car driving down that road in the middle of the night had to pass by me. I’m stopped in the middle of the road having a huge orgasm with my head back and eyes closed. I never saw them coming until it was too late. I’m guessing they reported me to the cops. Because, it wasn’t long after that one pulled up behind me.
I was so scared! He crept up on me with his lights off. It was almost like an alien invasion. One minute I’m enjoying the vibration from the mower. Next thing I know, I’m lit up like Christmas. Spotlight! Headlights! Flashing red and blues! I didn’t know what to do and just kept driving down the road. I didn’t know what to say! I definitely didn’t want to stop! Until he buzzed me with his siren and scared me so bad I peed myself a little. After that I just stopped and sat there.
He started talking to me over his loud speaker. He tells me to turn the lawnmower off. So, I did! Then he tells me to stand up, put my hands on my head and walk backwards until he says stop. I can hear him chuckling while doing it. I get the feeling he only put me through all of that because he found it funny and entertaining. He told me to spin around and face his vehicle. The he starts putting me through a sobriety test. All over the loud speaker while he sat in his car. He made me touch my nose! Made me try and walk a straight line. Had me turn around and touch my toes! Try to say the alphabet bursa eskort backwards! Had me jump up and down while trying to count backwards from 20. I had a small suspicion that he was toying with me. I could hear him laughing the whole time. I think the only time he was serious was when he was checking me for weapons. Which, I’m pretty sure he was just fucking with me then too. I’ve never had a cop have me spin around several times before having me lift my breasts. Then have me turn around, bend over and spread things for him to look to make sure I wasn’t hiding anything up anything. But, what was I to do?! Last thing I wanted to do was argue and make things worse. I thought I was going to jail! I would have blew him and let him bend me over the back of the car to go free.
Lucky for me! He was just entertaining himself at my expense. He gets out and calls me by name. It was a small town and we had already run into each other before. He started laughing and picking in me while he questioned me in what I was doing and how I got there. I was so embarrassed and frightened. The whole time I’m telling him the story he’s laughing and looking me up and down. When I finished he told me that he would let me slide, but he was going to follow me to make sure I made it home.
Things got interesting! He’s following right behind me and I’m lit up like I’m one stage. I’m trying to hold myself up if the seat to avoid having an orgasm with him watching. While doing that, I’m swatting at all the bugs surrounding me from being lit up! Avoid the seat and the vibrations was impossible! The situation bursa eskort bayan of being exposed and watched excited me as much as it embarrassed me. I did the best I could to hide the orgasms I did have. Not sure I pulled it off! I was never so happy to run out of gas before in my life.
The lawnmower shut down and would not start back up. He gets out and looks at it and tells me I’m out of gas. He helped me push it to the side of the road and offered me a ride home. Talk about awkward and embarrassing. He just kept looking and grinning at me. He gets me home and things get even more embarrassing. They aren’t joking when some asks why you beating on the door like your the cops. That was the knock he used. It woke up the whole family! All of them are standing behind the door half asleep when it opens. All of them started laughing when they saw me butt naked and being brought home by the cops. All of them, but Mom!
After he told my mom the story, she took me inside and went off in me. She was so pissed she wouldn’t even let me get dressed. My siblings are laughing at the whole thing! She’s chewing my ass worried that the guy that owned the farm we lived in would be pissed if he saw the cops dragging me home. If she only knew the pervert he actually was. But, he was always respectful around her because she pretty much worked for his wife. To her he was out savior and the nicest guy in the world. He gave us a place to live when we had nowhere else to go. And, in his own way! He was a very sweet guy! And, Mom wanted to kill me for acting stupid and causing a scene.
Not only was I not allowed out of the house for a week. I am pretty sure the officer that brought me home shared the experience with the others. The other couple of cops in that town all looked at me with the same stupid grin he had in his face the whole time.
Only in Alabama!
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